Saturday, July 26, 2014

THE RETURN OF KRIS

CAN VAUNTED GOLDEN ORANGE CHAMPION TURN THE TEAM AROUND?
Kris Holds the Golden Orange!
Fans around the world have long awaited the return of local hero Kris.

"Kris is perhaps the most electrifying sports athlete today," remarked TSN.

Indeed, last year's poll in the Oshawa This Week showed Kris a clear cut winner among readers.

"I'm overjoyed over the amount of support and well wishes in the past few weeks. My body is recovered, and I'm ready to resume my journey to raise the Golden Orange into the air." said Kris."On the other hand, I really haven't received any competition. Like, I've been away two weeks and Scott or Ryan can't even catch up? Now that's how good I really am!"

Coach Baron was relieved to see so many of his team come back after injury hiatuses.
"The team suffered from the lack of experience on the field. Guys like Carlos or Sean, I mean Shawn, really show the youngsters how to play."

"Sure he can score from half," joked Scott, "but can he shoot a ball so hard off a free kick that the goalie grabs the ball and falls into the net? Who does that? This guy right here."

The Spartans complete the first half of the season by meeting perennial season champions Courtice FC.

STATS:
Mike S (A)
Spencer (G)
Devon (A)
Scott (G)

MAN OF THE MATCH:
Matt

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