WORLD RENOWNED ADVICE FOR PLAYERS

ENERGIE's SAUL TALKS ABOUT FOOTBALL SECRETS

Saul knows the Secret of Success!

Having taken the lead in the World's most coveted title, the Golden Pear, Energie's star player Saul sat down with reporters to discuss his impact on the game.

"Some will talk about Sean, Ramon or even my team mat Steven," Saul told us in the studio," but the real news is me. I mean, look at the stack of goals and assists I have. And that doesn't even tell the true story."

Saul, lighting up a pipe and poking the logs to stoke the flames in his fireplace at Saul's Magnificent Mansion in South Oshawa, became more reflective.

"Some will talk about the hype. Well, that's important. But being close to your team mates is even more important. Like we shower together, so we know what to expect as we talk about plays. We don't believe in being the best in the world like some players on Dynamo. What we care about is that hour with ourselves."

Saul was asked about his team mates message "Play what you can see, and don't play what you can't see"

"Steven is an incredibly gifted player. I man, that guy can win a poker games by betting on the river. And he reads a lot. So these sayings often come from some dusty old tome. Doesn't make it less true though."

We then asked Saul about sharing some of his secrets for the kids at home.

"Well listen. The hardest part of Football is figuring things out. The kids need to get off their tablets and phones and put shoes on the pitch. First step is making a fool of yourself. Mistakes are the building blocks of greatness." laughing, he continues," but I can share one of the most important tips in soccer. Get a pen and paper out there because I'll never repeat these secrets again. So--"

We interrupt this interview for a story of great importance!

VfB Dynamo Spartans have tied their first game!
In a thrilling 50 minutes, our heroes in Green overcame great adversity to secure a point against International FC.
Despite missing Super Star Sean, and the Inexhaustible Matt,  as well as Wayne, the boys from the Green held up against their higher ranked opponents.

Fans were ecstatic about the play of their beloved Dynamo, and quickly exited the Stadium to start numerous riots in historic downtown Oshawa.

"It's a great day," commented Captain Jason, " and I want to thank all the lads for their dedicated work in the game! More importantly, I want to thank the fans that continue to believe in us!"

Now back to our program.

" -- and that's really all there is to it."

Wow...such a remarkable man, willing to give his best secrets away. I'm glad that we had this one in a life time opportunity for viewers to catch that information.

Until then...we'll see you all next week.

STATS:
(SE) Steve (A)
(SE) Saul (G)
(SE) Wayne (A)
(SE) Mark (G)
(SE) Saul (G)

(SD) Lloyd (A)
(SD) Michael (G)
(SD) Brad (A)
(SD) Chris (G)

(SL) Stephen D (Yellow)

KEEPER:
(SD) Colin (TIE)

MAN OF THE MATCH:
(SE) Al
(SD) Colin
(SL) Corey *** Man 'O the Match Honours ***

DYNAMO VETERAN SAYS

IT's ALL IN THE HYPE

Mark P of Dynamo...owner of the Poke Check

"Yeah, I could have come for the first game," related Mark P of Dynamo to Oshawa this Week," but for ticket sales, that's a bust".

The Dynamo Defender was recently admonished by Captain Jason for refusing to step on the field to play.

"What the fans want is to see the styling and profiling of possibly the most exciting player in sports entertainment today," Mark P went on to say." it's not about the goals, the winning or the thrill of the game. It's all about my Poke Check move and the fans reacting to it every time I make the play. Sometimes, I just let the attackers steam past me. The Fans wait with bated breathes for my move. But I don't do it. See how this works? When I finally do make the attacker a fool, we may be down by four, but the crowd erupts into the greatest show I've ever seen."

Putting his jersey neatly away, Mark P pauses for a moment.

"And that's what football is all about"

STATS:
(SE) Steve R (A)
(SE) Saul (G)
(SE) Loli (A)
(SE) Steve R (G)
(SE) Loli (yellow)

(SL) Curtis (A)
(SL) Ramon (G)

MAN OF THE MATCH:
(SE) Steve R *** Receives Man 'O the Match honours ***
(SL) Ramon

MOVE OVER MESSI AND RONALDO

SEAN NOW RANKED ONE OF THE TOP PLAYERS IN THE WORLD!

Strong words from a Super Star

"I would be on the bench," stated Argentinian star Messi, when asked where he would fit on a team with the new Super Star Sean," Sean is, without a doubt, the best player in the world today. Maybe even better"

Compliments and applauds came from all over the world, as Super Star Sean was awarded another Man 'O the Match.

"In my day," related former German National Team player Klinnsmann," someone like Sean would be counted as two players."

The accolades seem to carry into the Spartan Derby as well.

"When we played against Dynamo, I took extra care to ensure three players were on him at all times," said Captain Stephen of Lokomotive.

Having come from humble beginnings, Super Star Sean's work ethic got him on the National Team for Canada, then a stint in Europe before buckling down in the FAW.

"It's an honour to play on teams like Bayern Munchen, Barcelona and Chelsea," Sean told reporters," but it's a real show of a man when he can overcome champions within a league like the FAW."

When the FAW collapsed due to suspect accounting practices, the Super Star retired and set upon a new goal; raising a family. But the yearning to play grew and grew.

"Baron, who I knew from our Bundesliga days, came up to me and wanted to know if I wanted to play with the Spartans. At first I didn't know if I could stand up to the enormous talent there...but I had to know if I could rise to the top again."

"Sean is an incredible player," Captain Jason of Dynamo told us," and when he's at his best, there's no way we can lose."

STATS:

December 18th

(SD) Wayne (G)

(SD) Brad (A)

(SD) Leigh (G)

(SL) Ramon (G)

(SL) Stephen (G)

(SE) Mike (A)

(SE) Saul (G)

(SE) Mark (A)

(SE) Loli (G)

(SE) Mark (GWA)

(SE) Saul (GWG)

(SE) Saul (G)

(SE) Saul (A)

(SE) Andrew (G)

Keeper:

(SE) Colin (W)

Man of the Match:

(SD) Leigh

(SL) Ramon *** Recieves Man 'O the Match Honours ***

(SE) Mark 

January 8th

Man of the Match

(SD) Sean *** Recieves Man 'O the Match Honours ***