Sunday, August 24, 2014

SQWEEZEES

WTF ARE SQWEEZEES?
OH HELL YEAH...that hits the spot
Half Time for Oranges got a new meaning this season, thanks to a little known sponsor!

The Spartans have teamed up with the world's best idea. Put an energy drink into a plastic wrapper, freeze it and then consume during the game.

It's not your Dad's Freezee anymore.

Spartan Fans have embraced the dual nature of the Oranges and Squeezees.

"It's very refreshing," Devon was heard saying, gulping down his fifth of the half. He would later go on to score the Spartan's only goal. In part, thanks to the energy within this adult ice refreshment.

Will the Squeeze(e) replace the Baron's Oranges?

"Highly unlikely," retorted Baron, "but it does make for a wonderful change!"

STATS:
Anders (A)
Devon (G)

Sunday, August 17, 2014

A WORD ON THE OFFICIALS

HOW TO DEAL WITH SUB-PAR OFFICIATING
Is he Blind, or simply against us?
On Sunday we played a rotten game.

Seriously...it wasn't something that I was particularly happy about. We deserved to lose. There were so many mistakes...no adherence to the schwerpunkt (minor letters on purpose).

BUT...

The officiating was probably the worst I've ever seen in this season.

The first goal was so off site that a blind man and two dead people could have made the call.
And to put salt on the wounds, the REF even said as much.
But he wouldn't countermand the decision of the LinesBoy.
And there, in itself, there's no excuse.

We were on the wrong end of the REF's stick.
He called us on just about everything.
Having a bone to pick with us, he stood by and gave the advantage to our opponents.
And they didn't need it...but it doubled the score.

What to do...

As players, we need to avoid ANY and ALL jibes against the REF and LINES OFFICIALS.
Let them play their simple and stupid game.
DO NOT give them the benefit of satisfaction in knowing that they've gotten to us.
Last game they did, and were basking in that knowledge.

They threw us off our game...no doubt about it.
My advice: just keep quiet.

A few of my players came up to me and expressed their distaste.
I went to the REF three times and had a chat with him.
I even went to him when I knew nothing could be done.
But that's what my job is...to be a focal for your angst.

Sometimes I'll question the REF on a good call.
This is the moment where I want us to reform...to take some time.
So my meaningless dialogue with the REF is simply to get us regrouped.
And it works...most times.

In the end there's nothing we can do with bad officials.
They're in it for themselves...and want to teach us a lesson in humility.
They want to hear that they're the bosses...the big cheese...the ones with the huge cajones.
Let them believe what they want.

We play our game, and focus on our best.
Let everything else slide off us and become dust in the wind.

STATS:
MAN OF THE MATCH
Mike A

Sunday, August 10, 2014

REVIEW OF THE FIRST HALF OF THE SEASON

THERE'S GOOD AND THERE'S BAD
Jason knows how to stop Goals
My thoughts at this point of the season is that we're just a few steps from putting in a great team.

Individually, there's not not many teams that can beat us...one on one for instance.

But a team of mediocre players can beat a group of individuals on any day.

It's been a long haul. We've tried new positions, tried people in new roles. All this has led to a moment where we know our place and how to play.

SCHWERPUNKT is our answer. When we use it, we get a shot at the twine. Although we may not score all the time, it gives us a chance.

The GOLDEN ORANGE is really heating up. It's going to be tough to find a clear cut winner this year!

I see better things this half of the season. Going in, we're still in it, and look forward to some good games.

STATS
Devon (G) PK in slo--mo

MAN OF THE MATCH
Jason