Fans Riot After Game in Downtown Darlington! |
Gerry Dobson and Craig Forrest were running commentary for this game!
Gerry: It was a scene like no other...except of course from a Hollywood depiction where the underdogs win when it counts the most.
Craig: Things were tense early on, as the Spartans were poised to field a 9 man team. By whistle, they had 11 men, featuring a hobbling Kevin who somehow managed to play despite a light fracture.
Quick Clip: "Baron kept on calling me a girl," said Kevin,"I'd kick his ass if he wasn't so scarey...so I decided to play just to show him."
Gerry: It looked bad for the Spartans early, when Bowmanville FC scored on the offside. It was quickly waved off.
Craig:From there, the offensive spirit that is Sparta took over. Fil, Anders, Baron, Fernando and Sam all made quick and deliberate attacks. While the Baron came close with a line save by Bowmanville FC, it was fan favourite Fil that opened the scoring with a bullet.
Gerry: Bowmanville came back, with a lucky shot that became an own goal.
Craig: But Fil would not be denied this game. He shot up the field after a near miss by the Baron from Anders, and levelled the goalkeeper with another hard shot.
Gerry: A clever shot by Bowmanville ties it up in the last minutes of the first half.
Craig: That's right Gerry...a wonderful shot that just misses the fingers of GoalKeeper Mark.
Gerry: Half time featured lots of Oranges and high fives.
Craig: Unlike the beginning of the second Half. The Spartans look like they are back to their old tricks.
Gerry: Two goals...bad ones. It looks like total defeat is on hand.
Craig: But don't count out the Spartan offence!
Gerry: Baron, Fernando, Anders, Fil and Sam go on a rampage!
Craig: First Anders. A crazy header that totally beats the Bowmanville goaltender.
Gerry: It looks like a drunken monkey head butt!
Craig: Ugly, but it's a goal. 4-3.
Gerry: And minutes later. The Baron is yelling for the ball from Fil. Fil puts a pass right across the Bowmanville defenders and into the waiting Sam, who pockets the ball. 4-4!
Craig: The crowd is going wild. Can the Spartans keep the tie going into end game.
Gerry: A simple answer...no.
Craig: Again, the attack comes in. Fernando to Fil, to Sam, who sees the Baron being roughed up by a defender. The pass! Baron moves past the defender, turns quickly and blasts a low ball into the net.
Gerry: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Craig: The Baron is mobbed by his team after a short battle cry to Thor.
Gerry: It's scarey to watch, but the German Forward comes through.
Craig: A late run by Bowmanville.
Gerry: But this time the Spartans run like a well oiled machine.
Craig: Our reporter Jeff is in downtown Darlington. Jeff, what's it like.
Jeff: Craig, I'm here amid carnage and flames. The Spartan fans are razing the city in celebration for their heroes.
Gerry: What's the general mood down there.
Jeff: Women are going naked, painting themselves with the numbers of their favourite Spartan players. There's an elation here that I just can't explain.
Craig: Well, looks like we lost the feed.
Gerry: But we haven't lost the Spartans! What a game. See you next week as Bowmanville FC attempts to take the Aggregate Series.
3 comments:
Baron looked like a young Jurgen Klinsmann! What a goal.
Fil is the sexiest man alive!
Baron! I streaked in celebration of your goal...but was arrested quickly and spent the night with my new best friend Ross...
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