Saturday, September 25, 2010

Golden Orange hits FEVERED Pitch

Fil's Fans plan a Night Cap!
FLURRY OF GOALS SPARKS SPARTANS!
"I don't know what happened," remarked an astonished Captain Ian, who's lads posted their first win in convincing style,"One moment we're down 4-2, the next we win the game!"
Reporters and fans alike were overjoyed to see the Spartans finally break out in their first playoff game.
"It was a cavalcade of netters!" said Captain Heaney of the FAW, joining the game in downtown Darlington at Joe's Pub.
"All the goals were sexy," commented one woman, who promised to go naked on the next hat trick.
Fil took the lead on the Golden Orange, after scoring not one, but two goals in the first half.
"Scoring goals is easy," related Fil," getting to the net is more difficult."
But the Golden Orange leader didn't have much trouble getting up the field with the likes of Anders, the Baron, Fernando and Sam. All played integral parts in putting the run on Bowmanville FC.
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Anders, always a force within the midfield, decided upon a new strategy.
"I'm always trying to score with a header, bicycle kick, foot sweep, with no results. This time I took a trick from Ernst Mueller of the '68 German team...shoulder to ear to net!"
Astonished with the wildly entertaining goal, onlookers shouted their approval as the Spartans closed within one goal.


Yes, it's a bit cold on the field
Sam, just returning after a long hiatus in Japan, showed just how good he could be. As the Baron and Sam jockeyed within the 18, Fil's long drive caught Sam's own direction into the net.
"It's my first goal, and I'm happy to join the elite on the Golden Orange roster!" Sam yelled, as he shook his fist in joy, tying the game up.

What Fans have been waiting for...
 As the minutes died down, the tie game was becoming furious. With the momentum clearly with Sparta FC, Sam took the ball into the 18. The Baron and Fernando took up positions. But this day would clearly go to the ex-Bundelsiga star of the 80's.
"It was the perfect pass," remarked one onlooker.
"I thought the Baron was having an epileptic seizure," laughed Fernando, who was gladly denied on this day.
With a perfect jockeying with an attacking defender, the Baron seized the ball and pocketed it on the lower right corner, securing the 5-4 victory.
"I feel like a million euros!" yelled the big German, who knelt and thanked Thor for the offering.


It's time...BABY! YEAH!
  Just after the mob of Spartans had congratulated their scorer, Pat streaked across the field.
"I've been waiting all year for this!!" the hopping and jumping Pat said."GO Baron!!!"
"It was absolutely disgusting," confirmed Captain Ian," I guess Pat proved who was the bigger man in vulgar fashion..."
With the Golden Orange race set to just one game, and so many contestants, no one knows who will win.
"But one thing is for certain," said Captain Ian,"We won a game through team work and tenacity, and that's what will win us the playoffs!"

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