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After being shut out in their second consecutive game, the Spartan FC club was called a "bunch of bitches" by English super star and underwear model David Beckham.
"Let me tell all the angry ladies out there that I know the Spartans are probably worse than the woman's teams at Darlington. So calling them bitches isn't supposed to be derogatory to women. It's just a shame that grown men can't score a simple goal at a soccer match." David told reporters at the GM Centre.
"Beckham may be right," retorted an angry Captain Ian,"but from the picture he looks about centred...not that I paid much attention to that...Pat told me."
After some promising plays, and a botched penalty kick, the Spartans ended the season much the way they started it; losing.
"Losing isn't the problem," said Fil, who fought back tears while he cut onions for supper,"it's the pictures of Beckham that really hurts."
Despite actions from Anders, Fernando, Captain Ian, the Baron and Tyler, the hapless Spartans were denied goal after goal.
"It's true that I missed a few shots," told Fernando," but in all honesty it was probably Dave's fault."
"I was just here for the half time treats," said the banned superstar, who hopes to join both indoor leagues to keep trim and fit." Last year I gained 30 pounds during the winter. Luckily I joined Weight Watchers and lost the weight before training camp this year."
"It's true," confirmed Sarah Rue of Weight Watchers fame," he did lose 30 pounds."
While many of the Spartans refused to comment about the loss, many were excited about their potential in the playoffs.
"I think we really have a chance," Captain Ian stated in a mock pep rally infront of the mirror," no, that won't work. We really can do this guys...no, that's not convincing...."
More of David Beckham to come...unless things change for the better!
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