Spartans Lose Playoffs

Spartans take a shot around the net

BLOWOUT ENDS HOPES
With a picture perfect day, the Spartans hoped to win or tie their Bowmanville FC opponents to take the coveted "Loser's Cup".
"Guys, let's remember that although we don't have enough men on the team this late in the season, we can still pull off something like last week," said an energized Captain Ian.
It wasn't long for the massacre to start.
"It's a disappointment all around," said star Anders,"no oranges for half time. What's the point?"
With many Spartan FC players missing, including last game's star and beloved "the Baron", the team this week was a pale comparison of last game's super stars.
"Where's the Baron?" many in the stands shouted, as the local heroes went down in a volley of shots.
"There were numerous incidents," said parking attendent Luis Phillipe," as Spartan fans left the game without taking the grocery bags from their heads."
With the game lost by such a large margin, many Spartan players looked towards next year.
"Next year will be different," said Captain Ian, who has taken an elite squad to the indoors."We'll train a bit harder in the winter, focus on kicking balls into the net, and acquire some defending tips."
And thus ends the worst season for the Spartans ever. Let's hope next year they can find the magic they held in the first playoff game again.

Carmen scores the last goal