FAW Embraces FAD

FAW Commissionaire Campbell

"I embrace the movement of FAD players to the FAW," remarked a jubilant Commissioner Campbell, as he signed a deal to expand the FAW."Soccer stands for progress, integrity and entertainment, and we'll have none of that."
With summer soccer running down its last few weeks, things are looking busy for the various leagues looking for players to fill their rosters.
Most of the FAW teams were reluctant to accept the Spartan FC players, fearing the dilution would entail poorer plays and even worse ratings.
"We can't go any further down," said owner and Captain Heaney of the FAW Blacks." We lost our tv deal, we had to sell the bleechers for Fags. They can't switch off the lights, can they?"
While the FAW is experiencing a surge in their support this year, Captain Ian is attempting to keep his players limber and learning in the upcoming season.
"Who knows how this will unfold," a reflective Spartan captain said recently," we could end up in first place. But if the top 9 teams stay healthy, there's always next year. And besides, indoor can be fun."
Captain Ian and Commissioner Campbell refused to shake hands, and ended up in a slapping contest. After years of rivalry, the two have become household names where antagonism is concerned.
"It's kinda like Spic and Span, or the Captain and Toniel, or Kirk and Spock," said Commissioner Campbell." We don't get along, and that's the sad truth."
"I have the utmost respect for the FAW, but not for their drunken leader," Captain Ian told reporters. " He's the anti-Christ, no make that Adolf Stalin."
Both were in agreement, though, that their players should continue to improve during the winter, and work towards the coveted titles in either league.