Scoreless games means more of this guy! |
In response, the well built European took off his clothes.
"Fil, Fernando, Baron, Anders, they all want to see a woman here. Well, Victoria's not doing it unless you score, and I have bigger breasts anyways!"
"It's horrible," a sickened Captain Ian retorted, attempting to keep his stomach contents within his body,"I just wish someone will score next game so we don't have to see him in his gitch."
"I really tried...I really did," said a distraught Fernando, who has been left off the score sheet for one too many games.
"I see that Beckham got that mole removed," noticed Mark, who would not elaborate further when pressed by this reporter.
Many on the team promised more concrete results, following the outburst from the professional soccer player.
"I'm still waiting for Baron to score," hoped Pat, who has been wearing tear away shorts and shirts in the hope that he can streak around the field."and I hope that day isn't cold!"
"We have this award," reflected Captain Ian," and it's the most prestigious in the FAD. I can't imagine anyone not wanting to hold it, to savour its essence. That trophy speaks volumes about the man who can win it. Everyone will know that a Spartan FC gave his all. I, of course, speak of ..."
COLOURING AND NAME OF AWARD WITHHELD BY REQUEST
3 comments:
I'm confused...is that Victoria or David Beckham.
F you Beckham...Ginger was the hottest one.
Beckham, you'd know about worst teams...having captained them. Don't throw stones in that glass house.
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