Wednesday, September 1, 2010

And Fil Makes it Three (with Two)

FAD Officials stop Fil's Fans from streaking!
As the summer winds down, many of our thoughts turn to the coming Autumn. Rib Fest, School, colder weather.
But for Fil, it means only one thing.
"I'll grab that trophy and eat it infront of Fernando and James," boasted the goal scorer. Reporters had to remind him that the trophy was not edible, to which he replied," we'll see."
In a game that saw Fernando absent, Kevin on the sidelines, and James roughed up by the defense, fan favourite Fil was really all that remained to cheer for.
"Fil's thunder kick made me quake in my loins," commented one Spartan spectator. The fan's wife was also impressed with the kick.
Tyler once again led the pack with some quality shots, but it was Anders that would be denied a spot on the esteemed trophy.
"I get this pass from Baron, and he's yelling something. I know the net was wide open. But I didn't expect that, and got a bit nervous," replied Anders after suggestions that the mid-fielder totally messed up a golden opportunity.
"I didn't say that," said Captain Ian,"I just said that unlike me, Anders doesn't take hold of opportunities like this."
Asked about his two open net shots that felled two passing sea gulls, the Spartan FC Captain simply left the interview after slapping this reporter.
Former Dortmund Owner Franz Oeller was on hand to watch his old friend The Baron. Things were tense when the Baron just missed a long ball from Fil.
"The Baron played well out there, and he'll continue to be a force majeure for the Spartans."
"With two games left, and plenty of goals to go around, the Golden Orange is definitely still up for grabs," confessed Captain Ian," and someone will definitely win it."

4 comments:

Mark said...

Baron, if you had hair, that would have gone in!

Sp@rt@nF@n said...

You should put a seagull effigy on the back of the opponent's net. Ian will score for sure.

Fan32 said...

Everytime I get to this site, the woman hasn't taken off her clothes. Am I missing that part of the video?

FilsFan69 said...

Fil, how do you sleep at night knowing how AWESOME you are?