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| Sooooper Star Justin is Signed! |
"It's a great day for the team," said Ian," We saved money switching to Geiko"
When asked about the new signees, the Spartan Captain was more reserved.
"Yeah, we did well."
"I'm hearing things like, Fil won the Golden Orange. Baron scored the only winning goal. Fernando's the best looking," commented Super Star Justin," but you're all just losers with a capital W. I'll set the new standard in Darlington soccer."
While reporters from Oshawa this Week and the Whitby Free Press looked on, Justin displayed his mad skillz, easily kicking the ball between his legs.
"We were awed," one reporter who cannot be mentioned stated before fainting.
Other players were more reserved with their comments, although no one really listened to what they had to say.
"The next step," instructed the ex-Bundesliga star Baron,"is to pick out our cheerleading crew. A casting couch will be set up, and all applicants must pass a routine hands on inspection."
1 comment:
I was going to sign with you guys, but BK had a BOGO on cheeseburgers. Sorry, the greasy feast won out!
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