APRIL 1st INDOOR PRACTICE

Captain Ian Inaugurates Partnership with FAW

In an historic motion, two bitter enemies have come together to form a lasting partnership.

"I think this has been blown out of proportion," said a heated Commissioner Campbell,"I've never had anything against Captain Ian"

"The press has been putting things into print that just aren't right," retorted the vengeful Captain Ian,"the Commissioner and I haven't even met'

Reporters were on hand for the awkward hand shaking, which pitted two men in a strange game of attempting to squeeze the life out of the other. One woman fainted after Captain Ian disguised a slap on Campbell's back with an evil laugh.

"Never in the history of the sport," said Gerry Dobson,"have I witnessed such seething of emotional distrust between the two."

"That' right Gerry," returned washed up footballer Craig Forrest,"it almost appeared that hostilities would break out any moment."

Players from both leagues were quick to criticize the handling of this issue by the press.

"You guys like to blow things like this outta the park," commented Pat,"but it's nothing like that"

While some remain ignorant, count on the press to catch the latest news.

First game, April 1st, and that's no joke.