Saturday, March 5, 2011

Registration Closes : March 8th

Thousands of Families line up for Registration!
While many will attempt to join the widely popular Spartan Football Club, many  more will be rejected.

This from Captain Ian and The Baron, as they pour through references, applications and bribes.

"One hopeful sent pictures of his mother naked," said Baron,"unfortunately we're not into 70 year olds and flap jacks"

"While we make every effort to re-sign some of the top players from last year," said Captain Ian," the fact is that only those who sign up before March 8th are guaranteed a spot"

If you're interested in playing for the Spartans this year, please contact Captain Ian, The Baron or the Darlington League immediately. All will have the necessary paperwork to accept registrations and payment.

You can also post questions, and someone will answer you within hours. Be sure to leave your email address in header field so that we can get back to you.

1 comment:

The Baron said...

Post questions and contactinfo here.

NO phone numbers

email as:
TheBaron AT hotmail.com