Captain Ian on TSN!
TSN: Your Spartans are in last place. .
IAN: We're in last place by a point, and a win brings us almost mid standings.
TSN: What do you think the greatest failing of the team would be?
IAN: We don't get enough players. 40% of all games started short. We need players to show up
TSN: You recently cleaned house with a number of no shows.
IAN: By doing so, we are able to sign people who want to play.
TSN: What do you think the greatest improvement of the team to be?
IAN: Our passing and possession is really improved.
TSN: What are you focusing on for the next half?
IAN: One word...SCORING
TSN: on Twitter, SpartaFan14 asks, "What do the owners think?"
IAN: the owners let go many of the stars of last year. Now they're paying for it.
TSN: as a Captain, are you being presssured to take the fall?
IAN: there's always pressure as a Captain in this world renowned divsion.
TSN: some would say that the team is simply failing due to the curse.
IAN: this curse stuff is nonsense. Baron sacrificed a wild boar to Thor two months ago.
TSN: Tell us your thoughts about the Golden Orange
IAN: it's a coveted award.
TSN: and yet no one seems intent on winning it.
IAN: someone always wins it.
TSN: GIZM0 writes : "will we see the Spartan Cheerleaders again?"
IAN: My grandmother and her friends are retired.
TSN: FernandoFan873 asks : "Charity calendar?"
IAN: (laughs) Last year's calendar was a hit. Unfortunately not so for the advent calendar.
TSN: that was the one where the windows were positioned by the players' crotches?
IAN: except for mine...I was the double window.
TSN: and Pat's, if memory serves correct, who was turned around for the shot.
IAN: same place, other side...of course most of that was photoshopped, except for mine.
TSN: Predictions?
IAN: More goals, a few wins, lots of fun for the fans
TSN: And there you have it...Sparta FC...thanks Ian.
4 comments:
The Calendar was a hit at this year's Pride Parade!
The only man who can save this team is Sean Heaney. But right now Real Madrid pays him to stay home and smoke 3 packs of fags a day.
What ever happened to Pat? He was so dreamy, and everytime he fell he was so sexy!
Goaltender Mark is the pin of the team. Without him the Spartans would have lost every game...oh, I mean they would have been outscored...I mean...F you all.
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