Sunday, August 1, 2010

Darlington All Star Game a Success!

Village Hearts Inn Forward takes hard tackle from Chiefs' Defender


Awesome. Spectacular. Magnificient!
These are just some of the words overheard at the annual Civic Weekend Darlington All Star Game yesterday.
Sending out the best of the Darlington League, the East Conference defeated the West Conference by a score of 4-3.
"We can be especially proud of our fans, who were the real winners of this game," said Darlington President Joachim Gill.
With tickets selling for $10 each, enough money was generated to hire Linesmen and a certified Referee.
"People may complain about the officiating during the regular games, but here at DMRL we pride ourselves on putting money where it counts!" said Gill, under mounting criticism concerning bad referees within the men's league.
At half time, fans were greeted with an immeasurable act from "Edward and the Guitar Fingers" cover band.
"We love to play for the fans," said Guy Aceriz, lead singer of the band,"and given this venue was an honour."
A two minute fireworks exhibit was held as well, featuring the Oshawa Divas of Yesteryear. Although no one was critically hurt in the display, some of the Divas went topless, causing some vomitting and fainting from the mostly male crowd.
At half time, the East was up by 2 goals, thanks to some quick utilization of skills, and some sloppy playing by the West enders. Luckily for both sides, there were plenty of substitutes.
With the All Star Game now over, all players can look forward to this weeks games and chasing the coveted Darlington Crown.

1 comment:

Stalker said...

I remember The Baron scoring 5 goals in one game vs SC Freiburg... too bad they were all on his own net.