Rookie Joins Golden Orange!

A little wave to our favourite scorer!

It took just 65 minutes for Rookie James to join the elite and select group within Sparta FC.
"I felt like David Beckham," said an emotionally charged James," without the anorexic wife. Well, without any wife actually. I spend most of my nights playing StarCraft and getting drunk with my online friends."
James' goal ended months of bickering and often hostile actions between rivals Fernando and Fil.
"I gots the best women now...BITCHES!" James was heard saying as he rode his ten speed home in eager anticipation of the hordes of women that would now flock to him.
Shut out for the first time in three games, a despairing Fernando was upbeat.
"Look. Good for the kid. He got the woman this time. But kid. Listen to me. Goals are like women. The more you get, the happier you are. And I have scored more often than you!"
"I think it's exciting," laughed Fil," the more the merrier, but in the end, only I can prevail. Only the Fil can win the Golden Orange!"
Again, the air was racked by good attempts from Dave, Tyler, Jordan and Carmen.
" I really thought it went in," said Dave," but I guess it didn't. And that's how it'll be until I score."
Critics were harsh on Captain Ian's missed opportunity, which could have been voted the "Most Sexy Goal" of 2010.
" I saw the ball on my feet," commented the non-scoring Spartan Captain," and thought about what woman would look good on the website for me. Two minutes later I realized that the ball had rolled into the Goaltender's hands. Frustrating to be sure, but next time I'll know better. Then again, probably not, but I like to be optimistic."
Midfielder Anders also had a great opportunity, but failed to convert the perfect pass from Carmen.
"All I could think about was how many times Golden Orange was bolded in typeface and coloured orange. The website bugged me out a bit. Golden and Orange. Why is it called the Golden Orange. Why is orange orange? If the fruit Orange were blue, would we call it Blue? Would it then be the Golden Blue? I just don't get it. And the bold typeface..."
Anders' speech was cut short when Pat told him to "shut the F*ck up."
"No disrespect to my team mate, but this is soccer, not Philosophy 101. And did he really say that Baron, or are you making this crap up as you're going along?"
With three members now actively vying for the Golden Orange, will others pick up the pace? Is there a dark horse within the ranks that is on the verge of a break out? And where the hell is Kevin?
Catch Sparta FC on your local cable provider to find out!