Pele says James is the Best

James' Ball Girl

"James may be the best player in Darlington," said soccer star Pele, who recently visited the Spartan Club House." His ascension to fame is here. Two goals. Two games."
"It's great to have Pele visit us and suggest some improvements to the team," a joyful Captain Ian told reporters," and his first suggestion was to win a game."
"Some good words from a washed up superstar," retorted Fernando," what does he know? Fernando and his Xmas soccer ball will make an impact. You'll see."
Golden Orange competitor Fil was more philisophical.
"I appreciate what Pele has done for the sport, but he's an idiot.I'm the future. Talk all you want about Fernando, James or Dave. I only have one concern," mused Fil," and that's the foot of the Baron"
Opponents and team mates alike were overjoyed to see the former Bundesliga star almost score.
"Maybe the Baron has finally found his groove," said Jurgen Klinsmann." He's looked sloppy in the first half of the season, but the FAW player of the year has shown resilience and a true German spirit."
Where is James in all this?
The young superstar could be found on the soccer field, practicing for a critical game against depleted FC Destroyers.
"I'm the greatest! You wanna see goals? Don't stare infront of your XBox and watch FIFA 2011. Watch me this coming game as I score a hat trick and F*ck the competition." boasted James.
Asked about Pele, James could only say," the guy hasn't scored a goal in two decades. How can I take him seriously?"