Spartan Fans Can't believe their team's luck!
CTV - Post Game Analysis
Gerry: I'm Gerry Dobson, with my co-host Craig Forrest.
Craig: Good to be back Gerry, especially after that game last night!
Gerry: That's right Craig. What a heartbreak loss by the Spartans.
Craig: Before the game even starts, Captain Ian is hauled away on a stretcher.
Gerry: Not a good sign. Seems he collapsed after seeing so many subs.
Craig: He wasn't seeing double! Just a team ready to play.
Gerry: And play they did. Early chances for the Spartans.
Craig: Tyler hits the goalpost, and it awkwardly spirals over the right post.
Gerry: And their first real break. Fil just touches a penalty kick, which is saved and driven out.
Craig: And then Fernando takes another step to winning the Golden Orange.
Gerry: A beautiful goal. The Fernando Girls will be up all night on that one.
Craig: So beautiful I wanted to take him home and have sex with him.
Gerry: The Spartans lead 1-0 at half time. They're not used to this.
Craig: Some stern words from Captain Ian, until he realizes the team is leading.
Gerry: Second half, all Spartans
Craig: Fil and Dave shoot just wide. Everyone's after the Orange!
Gerry: But then some sloppiness.
Craig: 2 goals in 10 minutes. Spartans down by 1
Gerry: Some lapses in the midfield Craig?
Craig: If you look at the replays, 4 defenders against 7 attackers. Very poor.
Gerry: And the goal that decides the game.
Craig: A weak kick. It hits the Goalie, hits the defender and just enters the net.
Gerry: A late goal by Fil.
Craig: He's seeking redemption on that missed penalty. Cool. Slick. Clean.
Gerry: Talk about wanting to have homosexual sex!
Craig: (laughs) That's right. That goal made me horny.
Gerry: And this incites the Baron's war cry.
Craig: Scary to watch, but it energizes the Spartans.
Gerry: And they almost score...twice...in the last minutes of the game.
Craig: Overall, the Spartans outplayed their opponents. They must feel very disappointed.
Gerry: Could have been 5-3 had the plays converted.
Craig: The result didn't match the play on the field.
Gerry: Will we see the first win for the Spartans next game?
Craig: These Spartans played with determination and effect. I could see it.
Gerry: Exciting to watch, even in a heartbreak loss. Until next game!
4 comments:
I thought it was $1 hot dogs day. What a complete waste of time!
Was that FAW Commish Campbell hiding in the bushes?
Baron, those Oranges were totally mean!
It's good to see Gerry and Craig get along after these months of bickering. Nice going guys!
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