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| Fernando's Fans help him to focus on the net! |
Although the popular club lost their last game, the torrent of goals produced created two new leaders of the team; Fil and Fernando.
"We call them the two F's," said Captain Ian," Fantastik and Fantastique"
"I don't really believe in goals," said a humble Fernando," but if someone has to score them, it should be me."
"Fernando might have more goals," retorted a challenging Fil," but mine are sexier, and let's face it, I get more action from the ladies!"
Things are getting heated between the two goal producing rivals, creating some interesting results.
"Fernando promised me a night out with his best fan if I fed him great plays," said an excited Anders," and I really hope it's a female."
"Fil promised me a threesome with his women fans," said Pat, " plus a chicken. Or was it a bucket of chicken. I kinda lost concentration after he mentioned the chicken."
But this type of cajoling for goals is not influencing the pretenders of the goal scoring group. Dave, Tyler, Kevin and even Captain Ian are not promising to end their bids to take a bite from the sacred Golden Orange.
Tyler, the young mid-fielder from Chelsea, has hit the post 6 times in as many games.
"I heard that if you get to ten, you get an honoury goal," he replied to our questioning.
Dave, on loan from Los Angeles, was philisophical concerning his bid for the prestigious title.
"I can't promise women. But I can promise fun as only a man can provide," he said with a wink, which made this reporter somewhat nervous. Seeing this the star Forward yelled out " Beer and BBQ! And maybe a little XBox...that's a gaming console, so don't think otherwise."
Kevin was unavailable for comment, instead relying on goals by proxy as he departed for a long August vacation. He did send an email that the site looked prettier with the Golden Orange coloured orange (and having a Bold typeface)
"I can't predict who will win the Golden Orange," commented Captain Ian, " but those that score will always be labelled as goal scorers, and a goal scorer will win Sparta FC's highest award for actually scoring."
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| Fans of Fil...which is better? |
4 comments:
If these women were available, I'd score, but not necessarily on the field!
Why is it, when someone scores for the Spartans, that this web site must show pictures of women in various stages of undress. Very unprofessional!
Haha this blog is great
Baron, you have to do a poll for which of the ladies are better! Make it more girls and we choose.
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