WARNER BREMEN REPEATS!

SLOW START AWAKENS BARON'S CUP CHAMPION

Kevin gets the Customary Victory Trampling from the team!

This year's Baron's Cup was not one that will be remembered for its great goals, fantatic plays or displays of professional sportmanship. But it will mark the record books as a repeat win for football giants Warner Bremen.

"I'm totally off my pile!" Captain Kevin exclaimed as he drank from the ancient chalice." I'm not even sure if this is that togo party from my college year at Waterloo when I kissed that guy."

Delirious from imbibing the mossy contents mixed with some beer, the Warner Bremen Captain quickly stripped to his knickers and strolled out into the hot evening sun.

Police were quick to respond and curious onlookers were offered medical care.

"I'm not sure what happened," said a dejected Captain Dave of Bayern Holstock." we were just leaving and Kevin comes out and goes streaking. It was horrible...just horrible."

Pundits and Football experts agree that Bayern's 4-2 lead at half was the catalyst.

"The Bayern Holstock players looked sloppy and mishandled in the second," reported Gerry Dobson of TSN," in fact the only man on the field that didn't look like he had started celebrating was Kyle, who scored a hattie in the second."

"Right you are Gerry," commented fellow commenter Craig Forrest," unbelievable as it sounds, Bayern defeated themselves."

Superstar Justin, always a presence on and off the field, secured the Golden Boot for his contribution in delivering Warner Bremen to their second Cup.

"Dave (Bayern Holstock), always tries, but just never finds a way to beat me. It's becoming quite a common place I'm afraid that the old boy simply can't keep up with this young super star!" said J, as he left the field to a waiting limo filled with women and alcohol,"cause that's the way I roll"

Meanwhile, celebrating fans lit fire to numerous trees and garbage cans in a scene more on the lines of a Stanley Cup final. Police were quickly brought in, and horses quickly broke up the 7 man riot.

STATS:

First Half:
Bayern Holstock: 4
Warner Breman : 2

Second Half:
Bayern Holstock: 7
Warner Bremen : 11

BLUE BOOT:
Justin (WB): 4A, 3G = 10 points
Dave (BH) : 3A, 3G = 9 points
Dismo (BH): 3G = 6 points
Chris (WB): 3G = 6 points
Peter (WB): 2G = 4 points
Kyle (BH): 2G = 4 points
Phil (WB): 1G = 2 points
Paul (WB): 1G = 2 points
Paddy (WB): 1G = 2 points
Kevin (WB): 1A = 1 point
Anders (WB):  1A = 1 point
Paul P (Goalie): 1A = 1 point