IS JUSTIN THE "SPARTAN SAVIOUR" OF 2012?
Justin on the Season of his Career? |
Strong words from the man formally known as Captain J.
"I mean, I scored and assisted on so many more than what was listed. C'mon! Dave never came close to the on field prowess I had that day. The officials should be fined and fired for screwing me!"
Pundits and Experts agree that Justin is probably the most electrifying Spartan in recent memory to hit the field.
"It's Flyin' J this year folks," greeted F'n J as he signed autographs and kicked the ball around for a special children's camp.
Flyin J has much to atone after his lacklustre 2011. After missing games due to groin issues and failing to score on almost 37 open nets, the young striker is eager to put all that behind him.
"I'm not sure it was quite 37 open nets, but the point is that had I really worked each game, I would have scored three times as many goals. For God's sake, I even got Baron to score!"
The Baron, new captain of the team, was overjoyed with the new spark on the team.
"F'n J joins a new batch of raw recruits. We have Phil fresh from his 18 year hiatus from Team Canada. We have the Suke brothers who played well in the Walloon Regionals, and Scott, who is reportedly holder of the strongest kick in the FAD. I think we're ready to win a game this year, and possibly tie."
Perennial favourite Dave, who is sadly missing the first kick off, was more reflective of the Spartan potential.
"Look, as I see it Flyin' J might score a few goals, but who's going to fish the kettle out of the fire? Me. All me. Me and those shiney boots. Ka-Chow! Now that's stardom!"
While the Spartans may never put on a game that will fill the stands, atleast their crazy antics provide amusement worth every penny!
Kick off for the 2012 season begins May 27th at 1800h.
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Dave Ka-Chowed me all night and into overtime!
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