HAPLESS SPARTANS LOSE

COMPLETE REVERSAL FROM LAST WEEK

F U Spartans...what rubbish!

From the top of elation, to the crush of stupendous defeat.

This is the only way one can describe the total let down of our local heroes, after last week's thrilling game against top ranked Rust.

What should have been a cake walk, ended in a rout that many sports pundits agree illustrates the total break down that is the Spartan trade mark.

"Red is in last place," said Captain J," so let's go out, get'em good."

Things started well. Within a few seconds of the opening whistle, it was Anders who scored from a Captain J rebound.

Then the agony.

Red harassed goalkeeper Peter, and the defense was no where to be seen. By half time it was 3 - 1.

"I really expected a come back," commented long time Spartan Fan Owen,"But it just got worse."

Indeed. There were few good attempts on net, and those that were made ended out of bounds.

Things were not well off field either.

"This will never happen again," shouted Baron."I mean, being off for half the game because no one can figure out that we need to sub? Grown men know, well should, know better than that. No wonder they beat us. We had six guys on the pitch that were tired as hell while they maintained rest."

"Things were truly terrible on field and off field," relented Captain J," and each man needs to answer for their lack of discipline and resolve. If not, they should keep their mouths shut...as I'm not listening to any gripes."

STATS:
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GOALS:
Anders (1)

NET:
Peter : 0-0-2 (5)

IN OTHER NEWS
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Tyler Suspended?
Clubhouse officials were mum on rumours that Tyler was suspended from the game due to a late arrival at practice. Sources close to the Spartans said that he has been partying hard, and not keeping up with responsibilities with the team.

Anders and the Golden Pear?
Sportscasters are astonished at the late break out of former Bayern star Anders. With Captain J and Dave wearing silenced boots, Anders has been on a streak of sorts.
"I told people that I was THE contender for the Golden Pear, and there was laughter. Well, laugh at this guys!"