I'M A GAME TIME DECISION

ANDERS TAUNTS FANS THIS FRIDAY

Is HE that cool? Evidently, YES

Last week's man of the match winner Anders isn't letting his new stardom get to his head.

"He doesn't want to disappoint his fans," said Lucian Poppetti, newly hired publicist,"but this Sparta FC star needs to examine what's best for his image."

Fans lining up to see the epic battle between ex-Toronto FC star Anders and English sensation Justin expressed disappointment.

"I came all the way from the Royale to have my chest signed by one of them," a disappointed Candy told reporters.

Ticket sales immediately dropped, as fans vowed to watch the game on Rogers Cable.

"He's just scared of my mad skillz," offered Justin, who visited a local WalMart to sign autographs.

Veteran Fernando was more reserved.

"I'll bring my usual allotment of women," he bragged,"and plan to see the site filled with my fans with each goal I score."

With all this hype, Captain Ian was quick to calm the fears of friends and fans alike.

"The coupon I got from the DQ Blizzard club does work at mulitple stores, and that's a plus any way you look at it!"