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| Baron's Cup |
Mentioned in numerous prestigeous institutions, publications and internet sites, the best description comes from Wikipedia:
"The Baron's Cup is a Beautifully decorated Tall Boy Bottle of Beck's with mould growing inside it. Many Footballers claim that drinking from the sacred Flask imbues the spirit of Pele, der Bomber and Maradona within them. Other simply pass out from the resulting poisoning after a wild trip. In any event, players have bragged about winning it for years."
Previous winners of the Cup declined to comment upon the award, but Beck's issued the following:
"We in no way condone the actions of the last Baron's Cup, nor do we officially support this sad display of over aged and out of shape men attempting to reclaim youthful glory."
The new hand picked teams of excellence, were specially created for maximum entertainment, after last year's finalists were not granted leave from prison.
"I got a number from a secret draw," said Captain Ian,"so I'm not sure what that means."
What it means, football fans, is that the pinnacle of sports entertainment will visit the FAW arena, this Friday.
Will you be there?
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