Golden Orange Awarded

Fireworks for the Champion!

FIL SETS STANDARD
In a sombre yet excited ceremony, Sparta FC gave out its awards.
Celebrities of all statures were on hand, to a sold out GM Centre.
"I'm very excited to be here," said Kim Mitchell, who sang the opening song for the ceremony.
"It's all about the fans," said Captain Ian, who wouldn't take autographs or interviews until the gate receipts were counted." and I'm glad the fans are happy with what they saw."
"This isn't a Trek convention," a confused Tim Russ commented," I was told that there would be fans and guest speakers. And why isn't this cheque cashing?"
At the awards themselves, Lisa LaFlamme presented the proceedings as Master of Ceremonies.
"I'm so glad that Lloyd was sick that day, as I'm the Spartan's favourite fan. I loved the movie!"
Fil, dressed to the nines was on hand with numerous women.
"I told you bitches that I was going to win the Orange, and that's how it'll be from now on. No one can compete with me after I FIL the net!" he shouted, to the applause of the fans after accepting the award.
Other finalists were more contemplative on the season, and future possibilities.
"The Baron will always be a force in major league football," said a naked Pat, who found it warmer inside the venue than outside.
"Next year we'll give out more goals, and I'll beat Fil," commented Fernando, equipped with a new member of his family.
"I can't wait for next year," mused Captain Ian," all we can do is get better! After all, 0-0-14 is a record no one will repeat."

AWARDS:

Flop of the Year:
Amir
Despite spending money on the fees, he didn't show up for one game.

Player of the Year:
Mark (Keeper)
Despite getting little to no support, Mark kept the Spartans in the season.

Mediocre Player of the Year:
Pat
Having not improved, Pat didn't lose any of the skills he had.

Most Improved Player:
The Baron
Despite an embarrassing start, the German has shown promise for next year.

Golden Orange '10:
Fil (4)
Fil's ability to score goals can only improve next season.

Sexiest Player:
Kyle
Kyle has shown that a tackle can look beautiful and be full of sexy!

Worst Play:
Captain Ian
Ian showed that although he can move the ball, he can't score on a penalty shot.

Best Team Player:
Fernando
Fernando has shown that he'll hustle, pass and score, no matter what the situation.

Sexiest Goal:
The Baron
Baron's first goal and game winner in the playoffs was both scarey and sexy!
Runner up:
Fernando
Fernando's first goal and first Spartan goal changed the face of the team.

Spartans Lose Playoffs

Spartans take a shot around the net

BLOWOUT ENDS HOPES
With a picture perfect day, the Spartans hoped to win or tie their Bowmanville FC opponents to take the coveted "Loser's Cup".
"Guys, let's remember that although we don't have enough men on the team this late in the season, we can still pull off something like last week," said an energized Captain Ian.
It wasn't long for the massacre to start.
"It's a disappointment all around," said star Anders,"no oranges for half time. What's the point?"
With many Spartan FC players missing, including last game's star and beloved "the Baron", the team this week was a pale comparison of last game's super stars.
"Where's the Baron?" many in the stands shouted, as the local heroes went down in a volley of shots.
"There were numerous incidents," said parking attendent Luis Phillipe," as Spartan fans left the game without taking the grocery bags from their heads."
With the game lost by such a large margin, many Spartan players looked towards next year.
"Next year will be different," said Captain Ian, who has taken an elite squad to the indoors."We'll train a bit harder in the winter, focus on kicking balls into the net, and acquire some defending tips."
And thus ends the worst season for the Spartans ever. Let's hope next year they can find the magic they held in the first playoff game again.

Carmen scores the last goal