Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Sparta FC -- New Look for 2011

Sooooper Star Justin is Signed!
A jubilant Captain Ian paraded the new stars of Sparta FC today.

"It's a great day for the team," said Ian," We saved money switching to Geiko"
When asked about the new signees, the Spartan Captain was more reserved.
"Yeah, we did well."

"I'm hearing things like, Fil won the Golden Orange. Baron scored the only winning goal. Fernando's the best looking," commented Super Star Justin," but you're all just losers with a capital W. I'll set the new standard in Darlington soccer."
While reporters from Oshawa this Week and the Whitby Free Press looked on, Justin displayed his mad skillz, easily kicking the ball between his legs.
"We were awed," one reporter who cannot be mentioned stated before fainting.

Other players were more reserved with their comments, although no one really listened to what they had to say.

"The next step," instructed the ex-Bundesliga star Baron,"is to pick out our cheerleading crew. A casting couch will be set up, and all applicants must pass a routine hands on inspection."

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Registration Closes : March 8th

Thousands of Families line up for Registration!
While many will attempt to join the widely popular Spartan Football Club, many  more will be rejected.

This from Captain Ian and The Baron, as they pour through references, applications and bribes.

"One hopeful sent pictures of his mother naked," said Baron,"unfortunately we're not into 70 year olds and flap jacks"

"While we make every effort to re-sign some of the top players from last year," said Captain Ian," the fact is that only those who sign up before March 8th are guaranteed a spot"

If you're interested in playing for the Spartans this year, please contact Captain Ian, The Baron or the Darlington League immediately. All will have the necessary paperwork to accept registrations and payment.

You can also post questions, and someone will answer you within hours. Be sure to leave your email address in header field so that we can get back to you.