Saturday, March 5, 2011

Registration Closes : March 8th

Thousands of Families line up for Registration!
While many will attempt to join the widely popular Spartan Football Club, many  more will be rejected.

This from Captain Ian and The Baron, as they pour through references, applications and bribes.

"One hopeful sent pictures of his mother naked," said Baron,"unfortunately we're not into 70 year olds and flap jacks"

"While we make every effort to re-sign some of the top players from last year," said Captain Ian," the fact is that only those who sign up before March 8th are guaranteed a spot"

If you're interested in playing for the Spartans this year, please contact Captain Ian, The Baron or the Darlington League immediately. All will have the necessary paperwork to accept registrations and payment.

You can also post questions, and someone will answer you within hours. Be sure to leave your email address in header field so that we can get back to you.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

REGISTRATION FOR SPARTANS

JOIN THE SPARTANS THIS SUMMER
Captain Ian and The Baron have officially opened up summer registration for the new look Spartans.
"Baron and I are very excited about this year's prospects and new looks," said Captain Ian,"the new socks are amazing!"
"I know a lot of teams use the excuse that it was a rebuilding year," commented the Baron,"but it was. This year we can only do better. After all, no one can lose 28 in a row, can they?"

Join the Spartans, on their quest for a better season. Watch Captain Ian shoot a penalty shot straight at the goalie! Watch Tyler hit the crossbar fifty times in a game, while Dave bounces balls off passing airliners. The fun will never stop!

And don't forget the Golden Orange...up for grabs this year. Will there be a new owner of the coveted Spartan Trophy?

Space is limited, as is time. Ensure your spot in history. Be there for the official signing for the new Spartans!

Registration Info:
Where: Courtyard Pub (Hwy 2 and Townline)
When: 2000h - 2200h, Thursday, February 24th
Cost: $170 (uniform included)