FAW Embraces FAD

FAW Commissionaire Campbell

"I embrace the movement of FAD players to the FAW," remarked a jubilant Commissioner Campbell, as he signed a deal to expand the FAW."Soccer stands for progress, integrity and entertainment, and we'll have none of that."
With summer soccer running down its last few weeks, things are looking busy for the various leagues looking for players to fill their rosters.
Most of the FAW teams were reluctant to accept the Spartan FC players, fearing the dilution would entail poorer plays and even worse ratings.
"We can't go any further down," said owner and Captain Heaney of the FAW Blacks." We lost our tv deal, we had to sell the bleechers for Fags. They can't switch off the lights, can they?"
While the FAW is experiencing a surge in their support this year, Captain Ian is attempting to keep his players limber and learning in the upcoming season.
"Who knows how this will unfold," a reflective Spartan captain said recently," we could end up in first place. But if the top 9 teams stay healthy, there's always next year. And besides, indoor can be fun."
Captain Ian and Commissioner Campbell refused to shake hands, and ended up in a slapping contest. After years of rivalry, the two have become household names where antagonism is concerned.
"It's kinda like Spic and Span, or the Captain and Toniel, or Kirk and Spock," said Commissioner Campbell." We don't get along, and that's the sad truth."
"I have the utmost respect for the FAW, but not for their drunken leader," Captain Ian told reporters. " He's the anti-Christ, no make that Adolf Stalin."
Both were in agreement, though, that their players should continue to improve during the winter, and work towards the coveted titles in either league.

And Fil Makes it Three (with Two)

FAD Officials stop Fil's Fans from streaking!

As the summer winds down, many of our thoughts turn to the coming Autumn. Rib Fest, School, colder weather.
But for Fil, it means only one thing.
"I'll grab that trophy and eat it infront of Fernando and James," boasted the goal scorer. Reporters had to remind him that the trophy was not edible, to which he replied," we'll see."
In a game that saw Fernando absent, Kevin on the sidelines, and James roughed up by the defense, fan favourite Fil was really all that remained to cheer for.
"Fil's thunder kick made me quake in my loins," commented one Spartan spectator. The fan's wife was also impressed with the kick.
Tyler once again led the pack with some quality shots, but it was Anders that would be denied a spot on the esteemed trophy.
"I get this pass from Baron, and he's yelling something. I know the net was wide open. But I didn't expect that, and got a bit nervous," replied Anders after suggestions that the mid-fielder totally messed up a golden opportunity.
"I didn't say that," said Captain Ian,"I just said that unlike me, Anders doesn't take hold of opportunities like this."
Asked about his two open net shots that felled two passing sea gulls, the Spartan FC Captain simply left the interview after slapping this reporter.
Former Dortmund Owner Franz Oeller was on hand to watch his old friend The Baron. Things were tense when the Baron just missed a long ball from Fil.
"The Baron played well out there, and he'll continue to be a force majeure for the Spartans."
"With two games left, and plenty of goals to go around, the Golden Orange is definitely still up for grabs," confessed Captain Ian," and someone will definitely win it."