Saturday, December 2, 2017

FACEBOOK EXPLODES!!!

LOKOMOTIVE "DARLING" CURTIS SETS SPARTAN PAGE ON FIRE!


Cutis being smothered by the team...he's that huggable!


"I received this call from Facebook," reveals Baron," in the mid afternoon. They tell me they need to shut down the Facebook page for my league due to one post."

Baron takes a sip of his afternoon tea before continuing.

"I race to my tablet, which is really just next to me since I put it down to answer the phone. I'm wondering what happened. They tell me that Curtis is the number one post on their ENTIRE site. It's like a movie, from that point, where I move in slow motion, attempting to ascertain what this all means."

Local hero Curtis, who won Baron's Man of the Match two Sundays ago was trending at #2, just below Donald Trump.

"Unlike the Trumpster," joked Curtis," I have substance and grace. While I may be the best football player at any time, it's important to take things in perspective and not go too hard, or too "curtis" as the guys on Lokomotive like to say.

STATS:
(SD) Jason (A)
(SD) Brian (G)

Man of the Match: (SD) Derrick
Honourable Mention: (SD) Trevor

(SE) Wayne (Yellow)
Man of the Match: (SE) Adam
Honourable Mention: (SE) Charles

(SL) Brandon (A)
(SL) Stephen M (G)
(SL) Brandon (A)
(SL) Darren (G)
(SL) Luis (A)
(SL) Darryl (G)
(SL) Brandon (A)
(SL) Darren (G)

Man of the Match: (SL) Darren
Honourable Mention: (SL) Brandon


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