Thursday, June 23, 2016

MASS HYSTERIA FOR SPARTAN FANS

MUSICAL FIELDS AS SPARTANS DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FIELDS ARE!

It's at Darlington Arena, no it's at Courtice, NO...it's at...
It was utter madness last weekend as Fans and Players alike were confused by moving fields.

"We were playing at Darlington Arena," stated Assistant Captain Jason," and then suddenly, almost like divine intervention, the field shifted to Darlington Hydro Fields."

Buses were re-routed, and a shocked Jeremy sat and wept openly when he discovered the location differences.

"It was horrible, even more horrible than the Hindenburg tragedy," Jeremy said as he spoke to reporters, " I wondered if it were indeed the end of days."

But others were not fooled by the chicanery of tables and fixtures.

Player Brad, local practitioner of the arcane arts, was not fooled.

"I simply took a picture with my hand held device. This clearly pointed to the proper zone. I really didn't need Christopher Columbus or Mr Sulu to plot a course," Brad offered.

Coach and Owner Baron could not hold in the laughter as he hit the field.
"Those guys on the radio had some Bieber joke...absolutely hilarious."

June 5: Baron's Three Stars

  1. Trevor
  2. Aaron
  3. Curtis


June 12: Baron's Three Stars

  1. RigoBerto
  2. Nelson
  3. Jordan

Trevor ***Honourable Mention***

June 19: Baron's Three Stars

  1. Tom
  2. Matt
  3. RigoBerto

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