Saturday, June 28, 2014

ORANGES AT HALF TIME

ARE THEY ALL THEY'RE CRACKED UP TO BE?
The Baron's Oranges are GRRRRRRRREAT!
Win or Lose, the Spartans can always count on the Baron to provide them with yummy oranges at Half Time. In fact, this Custom is a main stay of Spartan football since 2009.

The Baron's oranges are grown in the southern part of Spain, where the land is hot yet the winds are cool. To cut costs, the owner sold his first born to some elves (pictured above) who in return provide low cost labour to maintain and pick only the finest of orange edibles.

And thus was born the favourite past time of the Spartan organization!

It also serves to keep the guys quiet while their coach, mentor, beloved Captain and caretaker rambles on about something that happened in that game they were playing. Where Tyler should have scored, or Mike should have passed to the side, or Scott shouldn't be playing with broken toes, or...well, you get the idea.

So ditch your favourite energy drink...or protein shake, or non-alcoholic beer at half time. You're in for a treat when the plastic container is open and you can dig those grubby hands in to a plethora of citrus goodness.

AHHHH! That's the ticket.

MAN OF THE MATCH:
Shawn (not Sean)

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