HURRICANE CANCELS HOME OPENER!

HIGH WINDS AND RAINY APOCALYPSE TEAR ACROSS STADIUMS!

OH! The Calamity!

It was a scene out of Hurricane HAZEL, as the normally placid and tepid shores of Lake Ontario became alive in a scene of utter despair and horror.

Although the Environment Canada portrayed a four day spell of great seasonal and sunny weather, Darlington announced the fields were unplayable.

"It gives you a sense of hopelessness," said Carlos, who had spit shined his shoes for the home opener," and reminds you that we are, after all, mortal"

When pressed into a quick interview, Scott had this to say about the inclimate weather:
"I'm up in my Muskoka cottage, drinking beers with Kurt Russel, and I get this alert that the game's cancelled. Well, whatever, more time to drink I guess."

Surveying the fields, Captain and Coach Der Baron, had a tear in his eye.
"it's just horrible. We get four great days. The pitch is in its top form. The weather's warm, yet very comfortable to play. Then along comes this Hurricane and dashes all our hopes. It's just sad."

With more wild weather to come, will the quiet and serene cities situated in the ongoing hurricane's path see relief? How will the ongoing tropical nightmare affect the normally industrious and bustling inhabitants of this fair province? Perhaps, with prayers at night and hopes in hand, the inclimate weather will break and give sanctuary for those left behind.