WHAT TO NAME A CHILD

NEW ADDITION TO SUPERSTAR KRIS' FAMILY CAUSES ISSUES

Is Kris a Father again?

Celebrations abounded at the Spartans home office as Golden Orange Super Star Kris recently received a new addition to his family.

"I'm stoked," commented Kris, the former Bayern Munchen player," and having a baby just tops off this great season I'm having."

"I guess he keeps scoring both in and off the game," laughed Captain Baron," and that's alright, because we'll need good players in the future."

Mr. Ajax, long time nemesis and challenger to Kris' rise to stardom was more reserved in his appreciation of the events.

"I wish Kris and family the best of luck. I would be in the same position, if it weren't for my F--ked up foot. Once I'm better, we'll see who scores the most."

As the "Kris is a Father Again" parade turned from Simcoe to Centre in Downtown Oshawa, Fans and Foes alike shared drinks and stories.

"Last time the Spartans won a playoff game, they almost burnt down the city," related Mayor Tommy Shanks," so this time we're a lot happier with the results."

"I really want to thank the fans of this amazing club for being around and supporting me in this time of hardship. After all, I was up for extended hours, had to listen to my wife scream her head off, had to sleep on a couch without a hangover, and take time off work. Despite doing all the work, I'm willing to let the fans decide on the name for the child. See my poll on the Spartan site!"

And will the new boy join his Dad on the pitch in a few years?
"If he's half as good as his father, why not?" replied The Baron