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MR. AJAX IS POSSIBLY THE BEST NON-PLAYING MEMBER OF THE SPARTANS

Kris and Adrian Celebrate a Goal!

Fresh from his jet ride to the sunny south of Las Vegas, top Golden Orange player Kris was dropping names and quips in a recent interview.

"I realize that I have a gift for scoring," revealed the rookie Spartan,"but with great gifts come great responsibilities. For instance, I have to watch out for Scott falling over so many times.But I think that the team will get back on track after Mr. Ajax gets on the pitch. He F**ked up his foot, you know"

How does Kris deal with his success within the Spartan Club?

"Mainly by taking it one goal at a time. It could be Mike or Anders who might score. But they know that it's imperative to give me the ball so I can one time it into the twine. The best part of being a productive player is knowing when you need to give me the ball, or when to flop it off and waste the  play."

How does Kris deal with the idea of becoming a sex symbol so close to PRIDE?

"Well, it's simply an honour to be chosen as sexiest Spartan of the week.I look at it this way. If someone gives me that look down, man, woman, other, I see that as a click. When I tally these babies up, it's an average of 50 - 60 a day. And that's impressive. The only person who might have a chance of exceeding me is again, Mr. Ajax."

You Speak highly of Noah (aka Mr. Ajax). How long have you two been friends?

"Well, we don't really know each other that well. You see he's been nursing injuries most of his career.I think that once he does actually play a game, we'll see that's he's a young Goetze [from Bayern Munchen].

See our article next week where Scott takes us to his favourite top 10 falls on field and off.