PLAYOFFS CAUSE ILLNESS AND FEAR
Fans of the Spartans will have to wait until 2100h today to see if all the losses have amounted to enough experience to beat their cross town rivals Chrome.
"It's a total gut check," Captain Baron told reporters,"and sometimes you don't pass. In those instances, you often end up on the toilet, getting rid of butterflies."
The Spartans will be missing two of their defenders today. Veteran Kyle is still out on a leg injury, and fan favourite Mark is sick.
"It's not often that we get a chance to participate in the playoffs," revealed an excited Assistant Anders," but I think I'm ready. Well, 85% sure. No, wait. 55%. Can we start this over?"
Some in the locker room were more philosophical.
"When the game was first played, the 5-3-2 formation was considered the best. Now we go to the extremes with 1-2-1-3-1-1.75-.25-1. I just don't get it." said strategist Dave.
With so much on the line, who will show and who won't. That is the question fans will be asking as they fill the stands tonight.
PREVIOUS GAME STATS:
Abe (A)
Scott (G)
Chris (A)
Scott (G)
Man of the Match
Scott
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