SUPERSTAR RETURNS SUNDAY

FANS ARE "REVVED" AT JUSTIN's RETURN

Justin's Back after his European Tour!

"Mix a couple of Abes in, a few Anders, maybe a Baron and that's just the beginning of how cool I am," taunted Justin, who will make his first appearance as a guest midfielder this Sunday.
"I'm Super Star J! I run this SH-T! I instantly give your team a real chance to win and some credibility!"

In previous years, the former all star had won the golden pear, and was instrumental in making the Spartan name a household mechansim.

"I really don't care who he is," replied Pete in a pre-shower interview," but I hope he wears pants. I'm tired of players thinking they can score without pants."

The Baron was enthused about the reunion of the two old friends.
"J is probably one of the most electrifying elements in professional football today. His only weakness is an open net. He's 0 and 79 with those. But on gritty and beautiful shots that hit the twine, he's second to none."

After an amiable split post Spartan Outdoor disaster, the two friends have attempted to come to terms with J's total awesomeness.

As Captain of his co-ed team, J has trounced the opposition, and left any pretenders long in the dust.
"Adding women to a team gets the juices flowing," advised the master of football trix," and that's why my team is better."

Others were not so certain, including Anders who is on a one game point streak.
"J is just distracting," confirmed the young midfielder," after all, who can play with all those cameras flashing and women screaming. At one point we had a guy run on the field and try to dry hump his leg."

"I take that all in stride," finalized the Baron." It's a game for the fans, and we're looking for the up!"