STAR DEFENDER TO BE MIA

WILL TEAM PROFITS SUFFER?

Will a MIA Peter affect Ticket Sales?

With one week to go before opening kick off, The Spartans will be without the sexiest man in Professional Football today.

"I am sad to announce that due to contractual obligations, Peter will not be attending the first game," revealed a shaken Captain Baron.

"It's a damn shame," commented Anders,"We'll be missing our most charismatic player."

Last year, women were ejected from the stands after disrobing, overcome by the primal sexual energy of the Spartan defender. In the game against Toronto FC, the accidental removal of his shorts sent female fans into a frenzy. This would later be termed "the mini-baby boom".

Without their Ninja skilled defender, the Spartans will be relying upon the likes of Tyler and former playgirl model Mark.

"I have the highest respect for my remaining members, and will ensure that our roster is full by making call ups from our farm team in the FAW." confirmed Captain Baron.