MAYOR DENOUNCES SPARTANS

ANOTHER LOSING SEASON MAY MEAN MOVING THE CLUB!

"Enough is enough," yelled Mayor Tommy Shanks at the end of Monday's Game."Either shape up or ship...OUT!"

Unkind words were abounding in Oshawa, as the drubbing hit home to residents.

"Looks like we got ourselves some Maple Leafs" commented one fan.

"what has 42 legs and lives in the basement?" joked another," the Spartans."

Michael Ballack, long time fan of the Spartans had these points to make after the game:

1) they lose the ball 95% of the time on the dump and chase

2) they didn't challenge for the ball 80% of the time

3) they challenged their opponents 35% of the time, and won 90% of those challenges

4) they completed 95% of their short passes. In fact, the short pass was their best option if:

5) they kept passing options open (60%)

With one game left, a win would salvage a season that has already shattered expectations.

"We've got a better record than any other season," reported Coach Baron," and it would be a damn shame to end this season on a whimper."

STATS:

Mark (7) (1-0-7) AVG:

MAN OF THE MATCH:
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