BARON SAYS "TEAM WORK" WON THE GAME
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| 'Nuff Said! |
"There's no formation that can save this team," said Baron, still injured from last week,"but there is a team that can win this formation...and we found it this game!"
Jostling his players about, the ex-Borussia Dortmund star found a winning combination.
Things started well, with the Spartans sending the ball into the Darlington FC 18 time and time again. For the first 30 minutes, it was all Spartans.
Then...tragedy! A miscue by the players allowed a blooper to pass goalkeeper Paul.
"Not sure what happened there," returned Paul in a post game interview with CHEX TV,"I thought they had it, but the ground was wet, and the ball seemed to stall in the divet."
This seemed to ignite the Spartans.
Superstar Justin simply crushed the ball into the net after the Keeper took out Kevin.
"I told you whining bitches that I was the best! And here it is...F'n J in every way!"
From there, it was all Spartans.
Second half, in what can only be described as the worst looking goal of all year, Scott tripped, headed the ground ball to Carmen who delivered a blister into the twine.
"I'm not sure what he wanted to do," explained Carmen,"I didn't think the header on the ground would work, so I improvised, closed my eyes and hoped for the best."
2-1 Spartans.
Scott, who has been playing in a shell as of late, finally broke out, making the Darlington FC defense look like pylons at times. After some quick moves, he finally found the back of the net, ending his one game drought.
"I know that I owed it to Baron for giving me this chance after my ejection from Chelsea," an excited Scott commented,"and I finally made good. It's been so long since I've scored for the Spartans, and this is a new phase in my career."
3-1 Spartans.
As the game neared its end, the Spartans broke discipline to allow the hosts to score one more to make it 3-2. But as the game whistle went, Baron and his team knew that a new leaf had been turned.
"First win, second game," recited Baron,"if the team can maintain focus, we can be a top 5 team easily. I'm very proud of my Spartans today!"
STATS:
Matt (A)
Justin (G)
Scott (A)
Carmen (G)
Ian (GWA)
Scott (GWG)
NET:
Paul (1-0-0) AVG: 2.00
Man of the Match
Dan
IN OTHER NEWS:
CAN ABE GET A HEADER GOAL?
The young ex-Porto Forward gave a text book display of headers during the game, including a nifty one that the goalkeeper just got a piece.
"My dream is to get a hattie with my head!"
WELCOME BACK DAVE
Dave, noticeably absent from last game, was working hard in his centre position.
"F'n J is spouting off on stuff, but I don't care. It's all about winning, and we're all winners today."
5 comments:
Justin is so sexy when he scores!
So far we win every game the Baron isn't in.
I see you guys were up against the over 100 blokes from the old timers. Good for you. Finally won against a team by default.
Meanwhile I was home banging some chicks and doing something productive.
Who is the imposter? I did not post on June 7, get a life.
BTW, I was at your home banging your wife and drinking your beer.
I do look forward to Sundays.
Good old Spartan_Hater.
I don't think any of you two clowns are the right one.
First of all, the real loser can't spell.
Second, your mom doesn't allow you to bang chicks in her basement.
Third, way to go Spartans!
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