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Captain J couldn't be more correct.
While Baron and Trevor kept the back end secure, letting in only four goals (two each), the offensive sizzled but couldn't find the twine. The likes of Captain J, Dave (complete with new boots), Carmen, Abe and Same were kept off the sheets.
"But I did score," laughed a joyous Anders, who promises to make the Golden Pear a three man race," I promise to make this a three man...oh wait, you just said that. Well, I'm going to keep scoring."
Under the tutelage of legendary German coach and player Juegen Klinnsmann, the Spartans have recovered from their disastrous loss last week, and had numerous chances.
"The system is working, but is slow," said Klinnsmann,"but we'll see results soon."
"Although we lost 4-1 today, the guys can be proud that they worked hard and the scoring will come."
QUICK STATS:
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Anders (1)
GOAL:
1st Half: Baron (2 goals)
2nd Half: Trevor (2 goals)
IN OTHER NEWS
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Is superstar Kyle hanging up the boots for retirement?
The defender has recently discussed his exit from the outdoor and indoor teams with Team physicians and trainers.
Simon returns!
The ex-Paris Football Club water boy recently took part in special training in South Korea.
"The people of South Korea are nice. They are very accepting, especially some of the women at the massage parlour."
Sam and Abe...dancing partners?
As games go, no one can hold a candle to the foot work of Sam or Abe. The two are known to carry the ball up to the enemy defenders, and then back to their own zone without incident.
"I learned this in training camp years ago," commented Sam,"as long as I have the ball, they can't score."
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