Monday, November 14, 2011

SPARTANS LOSE FIRST OF SEASON

WIN SECOND HALF AFTER OUTPLAYED IN FIRST
A familiar story with a different ending
After the great celebrations in Oshawa last week, fans were a bit disappointed with the outcome of last night's game.
"I came here to drink, fondle unsuspecting women and have a great time," said a fan sign. Unfortunately it was not to be.

Although off to a good start, the Spartans were soon faltering and were down by four at the half.

"Guys, we're out, but not done. Time to even the score and get this back," Captain J was heard saying to the Spartans at half time. His words seemed to work.

In the second half the Spartans shocked their opponents. They dominated the plays and took the ball into the visitor net, scoring three against two returns.

"Overall, I think there's a lesson to this," said Captain J," and that's we can't give up and let them have their way. We lost the first half, but won the second. And that's stuff we'll take to the next game."

QUICK STATS
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Anders (1)
Dave (1)
Tyler (1)

Mark 0-0-1 AVG: 2.00
Trevor 1-0-1 AVG: 4.00

Yellow Cards:
none

Red Cards:
none

IN OTHER NEWS
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Superstars Tyler and Dave weren't joking around when they said they were the best players on the team.
"In outdoor I can only hit posts," Tyler commented," but here the nets are smaller and easier to get the ball into."
"I agree," replied Dave, who also had immeasurable issues pocketing twine in outdoor.

What does Anders think about his first goal of the season?
"It's all a daze. I mean, you never think about scoring at this level of football, and there it happens. I'm sure to get laid tonight."

4 comments:

Anders said...

Yes..yes I did ..

Although I am also laid up in bed with a torn ACL at the last battle for the corner..at least I won it .. but looks like I am out for next game ..possibly a couple

Anonymous said...

By no means would I call Tyler a "Superstar"

Anonymous said...

You kiss your mom with that foul mouth of yours?

The Baron said...

Whoa...let's take a step backwards and delete that comment!