Sunday, October 30, 2011

SPARTANS MISS THEIR OPPORTUNITY

LOSE ON DEFENSE LAPSES WHILE DOMINATING THE OFFENSE
Last five minutes does them in!
The indoor Spartans officially played their first game of the season Sunday.

"It sucks," commented goaler Baron,"that the League came down on the women for undressing on field. I for one will stand up for their right to choose where to disrobe."

Without a pre game show, the Spartans seemed to be less active when it came to defense.
"All our goals were a product of losing on the defense. We were dominant on the field, no question."

The Spartans had a hard time to put the ball into the net, though. They hit the cross bar more than the goals they actually scored.

Some great chances were missed, but the Spartans actually took the first goal, a nice shot by former Bayern Muenchen player Dave.

Their opponents scored off a shot that Baron seemed to lose in the fray. And then another to bring the score 1-2 against the Spartans.

Off the second half, the Spartans dominated, scoring to tie and then pressing for the next 15 minutes. Their opponents led again off a rebound from Baron's save, but relinquished that seconds later.

The last minutes of the game seemed to see a lot of break downs for our heroes. Baron was caught by a 3 on 1, and minute later a 3 on none.

"Stamina and Defense, that's where we are lacking," said Captain Justin,"and if that's the case, it'll be an easy fix. Count on that!"

IN OTHER NEWS
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Steve missed his first game due to illness.
"It's just a passing illness."
Pundits were commenting whether of not his tirades of the summer will resurface.
"For the f--kin last time...it was a picture of my foot...not my member I'm not like that Senator from the Americans...weiner was his name.

Captain Justin and the League are in odds after they tampered with the roster.
"We have our team, and we have more than enough. And now they're saying we need more? What other team has 16 players?"

1 comment:

U Spartans Suck! said...

Tiresome boys.

Don't you guys get tired of losing all the time?

Here's a hint. Hit the pubs with the money you waste and have a few laughs.

Unlike being a laugh like your team...indoor or outdoor.