SPARTANS LOSE 1-0

REF SINGLE HANDEDLY DETERMINES GAME FATE AGAINST SPARTANS

These officials are worthless

"Shame! Shame!" were the shouts from the Baron and Spartan fans after the Ref and Linesmen colluded in giving 'Rovers the win.

"I have asked FAD to look into this incident. Not much we can do now, but atleast garbage officiating will no longer be tolerated at this level of professionalism.

Early in the game, the Ref awarded up and coming superstar Mike a free kick, which the Spartan converted into a nifty goal. The Ref shook his head seconds later, indicating for the first time that the kick was indirect.

Not to be outdone, when a Stone Throw's Rovers player fell over his own feet outside the 18, the linesman and Ref awarded a penalty shot which quickly went in.

Gerry Dobson and Craig Forrest were not about to let that ludicrous call go unchallenged.
"It was so obviously NOT a penalty, that we're including this play in our video 'how not to officiate'"

Baron, taking over from Captain ian who was partying with the European Cup Women's Players, was beyond reprehension.
"When the Linesman told me it was within the 18, I asked him where the 18 was, since the grass was burnt out and there were no lines. I was told at that point that he didn't need to. That's the type of officiating we had to deal with."

Although our local heroes were continuing well with their ongoing improvements, there were still issues that stopped the team from trouncing the 11 man opponent squad.
"It's getting there," commented Craig Forrest."My prediction is that the Spartans will record some wins in the second half. Of course, I also predicted that Canada would score a goal in their World Cup appearance. So take that for what it's worth."

IN OTHER NEWS
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Defender and former Goalkeeper Mark will be practicing for the FAD 100m sprint.
Said Mark,"I have no idea how to play soccer, but I can run."

Defender Paul was back in the lineup after a separated shoulder.
"It hurts a bit, but it's not like I need my arm for playing. After all, didn't Beckenbauer play a WC overtime on a separated shoulder?"

Rumours continue that Captain Ian may fake an injury to end his season and join long time sweet heart Julia Simic.
Revealed Ian,"I saw her in that awesome Playboy article, and had my people call her people. Simply put, I find German women sexy and sensual, especially when they use their native tongue."