SPARTANS FIL THE NET

SIDEKICK MIKE HELP OUT TOO IN 6-4 LOSS

Fil's Fans get Excited!

It was a day for the dynamic duo!
Golden Orange holder Fil, proved that he was the man once again, scoring two incredibly sexy goals that got many women hot under the collar.

"I wish that Fil would score on me," said one fan, who was pictured waving at the Spartan scorer,"I could go for a hat trick!"

Not to be undone, Fil's sidekick Mike kept pace with his mentor and hero.
"It was great just to have the ball," Mike commented," and to score is one of those things that I never thought I'd do in a league of this calibre."

While the Spartans were recording record numbers of goals on this windy day, Captain Ian was recording a record number of headers.
"Giving head to ball is something I demand from all my players," related Ian, ice pack on his swelled skull," and very few perform it with the diligence and dedication that I do."

Others were also tending to wounds inflicted by the very physical and dirty play of the Shooters.

Last year's "Most Sexy Tackler" Kyle was injured early, doing what he does best. And Super Star Justin left the game with a bloodied right leg and knee.
"I've had my share of scratches, both on and off field," bragged the 19 year old,"but this was just unreal."

When fans demanded cards for the heinous atrocities, Darlington officials announced "Sorry, we forgot our cards at home".

While the Spartans lost the game 6-4, last second goal notwithstanding, they did show some admirable traits that will only get better.

"It's the hair," said Paul, " that brings the fans...and it'll just get better as the season goes on."

OTHER NEWS:
Defender Steve has been fined by Sparta FC for publishing photos of his member on the internet.
"It wasn't my member," an angry Steve reported,"it was my toe. I bruised my toe. Can't you tell the difference?"

Midfielder Anders missed Sunday's game due to problems at his Whiskey refinery in Tennessee. U.S. officials wouldn't comment, but indicated that "this sh!t will make you blind or confuse your sister with your wife"

Thesbian Pat may call it a season after being picked up for the BroadWay hit "The Penis Monologues". Said Pat,"I've always wanted to show my talents in acting, and now I have my chance."

Mike in between these posts!