Spartans Get Closer!

Congrats to Tyler for almost Scoring!!

In a post game conference after their thrilling 4-0 loss, Captain Ian was quite optimistic.
"We controlled the pitch and flow of the game for much of the match," he said," and except for a few lapses, we could have come away with a fairly even draw."
Crowds were hard to control before the match. Once the Spartans started, they left after the other game ended.
"It's very concerning," said GoalKeeper Mark," that I can't get a parking spot until the Girls' team leaves the field."
Under the lights of Famed Hydro Field # 2, the Spartans came under fire.
"You don't have enough for a team," the Referee retorted, angry that he was going to miss another episode of Coronation Street. It was an anger that would build up to produce numerous anti-Spartan calls.
Captain Ian immediately set upon the locals, putting players into uniforms, whether they fit or not.
Once the eight man squad entered the pitch, they completely put a rout to the 16 man opposition.
"It was like we were the better team," said a surprised Kevin, who came inches away from notching his team leading first goal.
"Just think what would have happened had we had a full team with subs!" said Anders, puffing through an oxygen tank after eating too many oranges and taking too many runs.
By half time, the team was shaken by an offside goal, and Dave's ontimer that hit a passing sea gull.
But with one sub, and two injured players, all the Spartans could really hope for was a close draw.
Two quick goals against them, the Spartans came back with a neat kick by Tyler, which just missed the right upper corner.
Conspicuously absent was star mid-fielder Fernando. A van of women, sporting Fernando's name were quickly kicked off the field by Darlington Officials due to copyright infringment. They were later found in a prostitution sting against the same Darlington individuals.
"Let it be said here today," said Captain Ian," that not only did we lose, but we tried our best."