Spartans Come up Short in Heart Break Loss

Ref refuses to believe Kevin that Sparta has scored.

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"This is a moment that all will remember with pride and elation!" said a happy Captain Ian.
Long having been ridiculed by both owners and fans alike, the Spartans finally delivered a nifty little header into the opponent's net.
"I'm used to seeing them score on themselves," said one Spartan fan,"so it's great to actually see them put one past the other goalie!"
Commentators on the TSN blog were temporarily stunned by the goal, which caused the twitter server to go down.
"I haven't seen this much excitement since South Africa," said Blog of God, TSN's number one Blog Administrator.
"It was sheer bedlam," said scorer Fernando." I'm not sure what happened. There was this ball, it came to me, and I neatly tucked it to bed."
Moments later, the referee cautioned Fernando, after the Forward attempted to steal the game ball, "for posterity".
The post goal celebration was a bit much for the often loved Spartan.
"Baron gives me this big bear hug, and then the team's all over me. I felt like Lindsay Lohan after a bout on the town..."
Fernando merchandise sprouted up on eBay, including a pair of underwear currently at $1.50 CAD.
Although the Spartans ended up on the short end of the pitch, their performance gives new hope as the season reaches half way. Die hard fans even stayed until the final whistle, opting to endure the thirty second wait to get out of the parking lot.