Monday, July 5, 2010

Spartan Fans outraged!!


Fight night for the Spartans!

It was supposed to be the culmination of prestigious planning.
It turned out to be a lesson in the failures of human officiating.
"This is the greatest affront to football since the Wembly Goal," said Mick Jaggger, who raced from South Africa to view the return of Captain Ian and the new Spartan team.
Spectators were delighted, initially, to see the Spartans thrust their offensive and miss a goal from the right post. Spartan fans, donning the grey, white and black, cheered from the stands.
"That Fernando, he's so dreamy," said one fan, who decided he'd go topless.
Then, the moment that crushed the dreams and hopes of those on hand.
"The officiating... is ...horrible," said a departing Bill Shatner.
As the goals mounted against the good guys, the stands became more and more empty. By the seventh goal, even the homeless men had left.
Things look even worse for Spartan fans. Fernando took a red card, after a tall Shooters player fell on his head and accused the ex-Barcelona midfielder of physical attack. As Fernando laughed, the referee took out the card, much to the chagrin of his fan.
"That referee don't know yellow from green," remarked Joe, president of the Fernando Rulez Club.
Captain Ian noted that there were a good many things that did work, but the majority didn't. "and that's good for Football in general" said the returning Spartan captain.

6 comments:

SpartanFan2 said...

Rocco and Baron are the best walls in the sport today!

Mick Jagger said...

How did Fernando get that card when the other guy fell on him? How do you head butt a guy that has six inches on you in the nose.

Pat said...

What happened? I woke up, no one was around, my eyebrows were shaved off and it looked like I had spilt water on my shorts.

FernandoFans69 said...

Did I read this right? The other guy had six inches on Fernando? This must be an error...

Craig Forrest said...

I hate Gerry Dobson

Unknown said...

haha six inches ... thats what she said