Mark P returns from Europe!
Word today from the Oshawa this Week, indicating that Famed mid-fielder and heart throb Mark P has returned from try outs with Vfl Wolfsburg."We sent Mark over as part of an exchange," said Captain Ian," but his replacement never showed up to any games!"
"It was amazing in Germany," an obviously well tanned and well rested Mark commented," we drank lots of beer, partied and visited the red light districts."
Asked about the German training program and where he improved, Mark muttered something incomprehensible and left the interview.
With trying times ahead of the Spartans, who currently sit in the relegation zone, the arrival of their semi-star player is a blessing.
"I don't expect much from him," said Captain Ian," but if he does something, great."
Fans have already responded favourably to the news, and this week's Sparta FC game appears to have sold a ticket, although TicketMaster could not verify whether it was a glitch in the system or not.
5 comments:
All this talk about Mark, and nothing about me? Up yours Baron!
I'll be there as well! Baron, bring some extra oranges!
This is a great day for the Spartans. With such talent on the field, I think that we'll actually see two goals on the score sheet! See us for commentary at half time.
That's right Gerry. Unlike your career, which is winding down and faltering, the Spartans will pick up the energy from this solid mid-fielder.
We didn't even know you were gone Pat. Lol
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