FAD Accountants question "Talent Search" in Cuba
Word from FAD officials, who recently received questionable reciepts from Captain Ian, who seems to be on a search for new Spartan players in Cuba."Alcohol, multiple hotel rooms and 'massages with happy endings' does not constitute best practices for Darlington owners," commented William Shutz, lead accountant for the FAD.
When confronted with these charges, Captain Ian was quick to denounce them.
"The women's league is completely low on quality players. I took matters into my own hands to ensure quality would return to their divisions."
Although Captain Ian did admit that the new recruits lacked any sort of football skill, he noted "they were eager to try new things and participated in three on ones and other positional problems."
Captain Ian is due back early next week.
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