WHITE SPARTANS DOMINATE

DARK SPARTANS MAKE IT CLOSE

Newcomer Abe tries to put one past Sam

Technique and skill were the differences on this night, as the White Spartans beat the Dark Spartans, holding a 2-1-1 spread.

"They played well," said Dave, who made some great plays to lead his side to victory,"but we had the better players"

"I agree," commented Captain Ian,"they did win. Better players? Were we watching the same game?"

Super Star Justin, seemed to take it all in stride.

"It's not like I was trying or anything. I mean, really. I'll leave my best efforts for the pitch. So that the ladies can see what a real player is all about."

Newcomer to the Spartans, Abe, was quick to learn the new ways and scored a quick goal in the OverTime game.

"That's the way I play," detailed the ex-Real Madrid water boy," I tease the fans with some amazing moves that sometimes hit the back of the net. But no one cares if it goes in...it's the thrill of the moves that gets seats filled!"

"Abe might be right," said Fil, absent after a disastrous first game," but those guys don't know squat when it comes to Fil'ing the net."

With only one game left in the season, all eyes are focused upon this Monday's date with the FAW.

"I'm seriously pumped," laughed the Baron. When asked about the indoor matches, he was more serious." Each man on that pitch has a job to do. In the end, only he can justify his spot in the pitch."

IN OTHER NEWS:
Captain Ian will be fined for mounting the Baron in last's week game. Said Ian,"Baron was too fast, scoring too much. I thought I'd hitch a ride and learn something."

Thesbian Pat gains rave reviews for his performance at the Regent Theatre. "Watching Patrick is like cutting onions," commenting the Globe and Mail," it stings the eyes, and you're glad when it's over"

Doctors haven't cleared Chris from last year's Rib injury. Sources close to the Spartan Trainers indicate he's likely to wear the orange jersey this coming pre-Season.

Team Portugal has sent some Xmas styled soccer balls to the Spartan team for this year's charity fund raiser. Ronaldo has signed one special limited edition Red and green ball.

DARK SPARTANS DOMINATE!

SPIRITED CAPTAIN IAN NO MATCH

Dave makes another attack on the Whites

Despite late game heroics by Captain Ian and Fernando, the Spartan Whites were thoroughly beaten by the Spartan Darks.

"We had to adjust our strategy," said Captain Ian,"unfortunately none of us could decide on which one"

The team of Dave, Justin, the Baron and Sam were quick to jump on mistakes.

"It was almost a Turkey shoot," laughed Dave, who scored almost half his side's goals,"just without the shoot."

Justin, who played his first indoor game, was furious.

"I missed pre-bar drinking for this? I could have stayed away and we still would have won."

This match marked the end of Spartan only games. In a historic deal, the FAW and FAD are now open to either players.

"A great day for Football," commented Commissioner Campbell of the FAW,"and this should increase ticket sales as well as skill level,"

FAW games are Monday nights in the FAW arena.